Robot reporting for duty

Yesterday I had my two-year review at work. As usual, I was described as a “hardworking, stellar employee” who gets “work finished in a timely manner,” is a “team player” and “well-liked by everyone,” and submits work that is “high quality.” I am killing readers with quotes to stress the bullshit that later occurred. So what was the complaint??? That I do not put in enough “face time.” The office hours are 8:30 to 5:00 p.m. So the times when I stay late, work from home after hours, or on the weekends apparently goes unnoticed. In fact, shame on me for being available 24/7 and working other than 8:30 to 5:00 Monday through Friday.

Well, as you can guess this one criticism is what prevented me from obtaining a raise I am entitled to (and I already am underpaid because I am young, blah, blah, blah…attack of ageism). So now I am a robot. I get here at 8:30 and leave at 5:00. No more working outside those times since face time is all that matters.

Oh and guess what? I got here at 8:30 a.m. today and no one was fucking here!!!

Fuckers.

The special “man” in my life

Introducing…Angus Ron McKitty!!!



He is adorable and cuddly and as sweet as can be. I love him so much, which is a bonus since I realize there is a good chance we will be together when I am in my 40s (that is a very scary thought). But do not acknowledge in his presence how cute the beauty mark near his mouth is, or his sissy mewing noises. He will use his claws to regain some of his manliness. I have scars to prove it.

In fact if you look really closely, you can see some scars/battle wounds healing on my right side.

BTW, this is dedicated to Chicken (AKA Non-gf) since I owe her some skin (I expect to see entire boobies next, damnit!), and for MKD since she snapped the shot of her favorite part of me. Or as she would call it, “her property.”

And then there was none

Tonight is the series finale of Alias. It will be a sad night for me. Two more hours of new footage and then (poof), all gone. No more new episodes. No more scantily clad Sydney Bristow kicking all sorts of ass and displaying those fine dimples. Sigh.

How much longer do I have to wait for the entire series to be released on DVD??? I feel withdrawal already starting to set in.

Must find new preoccupation to fill the void…

Short, like me

As many of you know, my better half is away on a business trip. Oh, and we got a digital camera! There have been many photos/videos taken of the animals as well as some naughty ones of us. MKD has shared some, and I will too (when I stop being lazy). So keep your shirt on, Chicken! No wait…take it off!!!

On a side note, does anyone know how to post video clips without having to become a member of some service? Blogger needs to work on that.

The List has been revised

I am making revisions to my List (see Archives for January 5, 2006 post, entitled, “Caution: Extremely Hot”) and taking off the lovelies, #s 2 and 3. In their places, I am submitting:

new #2. Stephanie March
AKA that hot lawyer from Law & Order: SVU, who can now be found on Conviction (side rant: I hate how this show is on Friday nights). I recently had a dream that she totally came onto me and I turned her down! WTF? I knew it was a dream, but still did not want to be unfaithful to MKD (which proves that I really love her more thereby ending our perpetual debate). So now that she is on my list, let’s hope for prophetic dreams.


new #3. Sara Foster
AKA that hot chick, Amy, from D.E.B.S. If you haven’t seen the movie, then you just would not understand.