Fucking priceless
I received this sound byte through an email forward from MKD and LC that is highly applicable to an earlier post of mine (see Archives for November 7, 2005 post entitled, “These are a few of my favorite things…”)
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word, “fuck.” Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter “F,” fuck is the only word that is referred to as the “F word.” It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German the word, ‘frichen,’ which means ‘to strike.’ In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley.” As an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.” Its meaning’s not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.” As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.” As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.” As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.” As part of a word, “Absofuckinglutly,” or “Infuckingcredible.” And, as almost every word in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.” ‘Cause you must realize there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situation such as fraud…“I got fucked at the used car lot.” Dismay…“Aw, fuck it.” Trouble…“I guess I’m really fucked now.” Aggression…“Don’t fuck with me buddy.” Difficulty…“I don’t understand this fucking question.” Inquiry…“Who the fuck was that?” Dissatisfaction…“I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.” Incompetence…“He’s a fuck-off.” Dismissal…“Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself.” I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, Fuck you!
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word, “fuck.” Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter “F,” fuck is the only word that is referred to as the “F word.” It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German the word, ‘frichen,’ which means ‘to strike.’ In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley.” As an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.” Its meaning’s not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.” As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.” As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.” As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.” As part of a word, “Absofuckinglutly,” or “Infuckingcredible.” And, as almost every word in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.” ‘Cause you must realize there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situation such as fraud…“I got fucked at the used car lot.” Dismay…“Aw, fuck it.” Trouble…“I guess I’m really fucked now.” Aggression…“Don’t fuck with me buddy.” Difficulty…“I don’t understand this fucking question.” Inquiry…“Who the fuck was that?” Dissatisfaction…“I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.” Incompetence…“He’s a fuck-off.” Dismissal…“Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself.” I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, Fuck you!
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