Complaint Department

My iced tea is highly watered down, so it tastes more like sweat. I suspect the other 11 cans will have this same consistency. Yum.

Code highlighted green in Mplus does not mean “go” or anything positive. It means, “Caution due to fatal error detected: This syntax will cause your system to crash resulting in loss of data if run.” Great.

My office is usually hot as balls, but today the air conditioner seems to be on artic blast. It is so great that I am wearing a thin, short-sleeved shirt. Fun.

Structural equation modeling (SEM) has given me a headache since yesterday. Awesome.

In short, Yum. Great. Fun. Awesome.