You know you’re getting old when…

-You complain about something being too loud.
-9 to 5 is your life.
-You go to a bar and obsessively wonder how carpet could be sticky.
-You keep up with current events so talking to people at work steers clear of anything personal.
-With car shopping, you look for the one that has the highest safety ratings and good gas mileage.
-You use coupons at the grocery store.
-You talk about the weather to random people in the elevator.
-You complain about things not being the same price as they were when you were a kid.

Sigh…